what despot thought up this . . .
is it even a system?!
search and read and search
and push a button and push a button
call here – wait for their call back
fill this out — no, this other — now that one
don’t be late, but plan to wait
oh, this won’t do at all
we called you by mistake
you don’t have the kind of experience . . .
can you pass a drug screen?
sorry, your credit rating is too low
(because I need a better job, thank you)
david m pitchford
26 April 2012